After fifteen years of surfing for porn, I've never found anyone who does it even half as well.
I’ve been surfing the Web—and surfing for porn—for about fifteen years now. During that time, I’ve seen thousands — maybe tens of thousands — of pictures and videos. Most of that stuff has been forgettable. I mean, if you’ve seen one woman sucking dick, you’ve seen ‘em all, right?
Wrong!
Seasoned Web surfers have undoubtedly seen an image or two of redheaded Camille Crimson (above) sucking or licking on longtime boyfriend Mike Flirt’s penis as if it were the most delicious thing in the world.
But how many surfers have bothered to click through to the source of those pics?
In today’s post, I’m going to tell you why you should click through to The Art of Blowjob and I’ll tell you why you should have your credit card handy when you arrive.
Ready? Of course you are.
Why You Should Visit The Art of Blowjob
If you remember my old blog, the one that Google ate, then you know I’m a big fan of quality porn. If you don’t remember that blog, that’s okay. Spend a few minutes clicking around this site. Notice how much low-quality, low-budget, crappy porn you don’t see. (Hint: You won’t find any. Not on this site.)
Why You Should Have Your Credit Card Ready
Let me admit that blow jobs, by themselves, don’t really turn me on. But that’s what I love about the site; it’s not just about lips on cocks, it’s actually awesome porn:
- There are no tattooed, greased-up, or fake-boobed models on the site.
- There’s no annoying “Eee! Eee! Eee!” of porn stars faking orgasms while getting pounded like sides of beef.
- The main model, Camille Crimson, is a beautiful and mature woman who appears to enjoy pleasing her man. (Compare that to a typical, frightened, runaway, teen model who’s just desperate for quick cash.)
- The photographer, Mike Flirt, was actually trained in (gasp!) photography. (Compare that to the standard porn that looks like it was filmed with a low-end cell phone.)
All You Have to Do Is Join
As I write this* The Art of Blowjob has 46 videos and 76 picture galleries available for your perusal and pleasure the instant your membership payment is processed. Each picture gallery has about 75 photos and each video lasts about 4 minutes. Some have more, some have less, but still that’s about 5,700 photos and 184 minutes—more than 3 hours—of fresh, hot, top-quality erotica available for your pleasure.
So, for about $1 (US) per day, you can have access to the finest, most cinematic, and tastefully produced pornography on the ‘Net any time you want, anywhere you want. You can even download the materials to your hard drive for perusal once your membership expires.
Great porn at my fingertips? No more wasted hours spent searching for just the right image or clip to suit my mood? The freedom to get on, get off, and get back to the rest of my life? All for less than $30 per month?
They do one thing... and they do it really fucking well.
Click, Boom, Done.
Sounds like a good deal to me. I’ll see you inside The Art of Blowjob.
Enjoy!
JMB
*This review was originally written in the fall of 2009. Since that time, the site has kept right on growing. According to a recent review at JanesGuide.com, there are now 60 video clips. (No mention about how many stills.) But don’t just take my word for it. Read the article. Jane loves the site just as much as I do and, given how long she’s been writing reviews, you know she’s seen it all.
Jim Black
Jim Black is the driving force behind this blog. He's also a personal safety advocate who's been teaching martial arts and/or self-defense since 1997. (No, they're not the same, and you shouldn't ask Jim about the difference unless you're prepared for a long-winded lecture.)
Because many people believe that porn is evil—and that all people who watch porn are child molesters and rapists—Jim uses a pen name when he's writing about porn, sex, and politics. (It helps to keep the raging morons away.)
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